Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why did the man use ketchup in the rain? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs! Why did the raindrop win a race? Because it was always making pitter-patter! Why did the cloud go to the therapist? Because it was feeling a little thunder-stormy! What does one cloud say to the other during a thunderstorm? "Let's hit the town!" Why don't weather forecasters like to be called rainmakers? Because they don't make rain, they only predict it. Why did the cloud break up with the thunderstorm? He was too controlling. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle. What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why did the lightning bolt take a vacation? He needed to recharge. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. What do you call a foggy day in the tropics? A mist opportunity. What do you call a dinosaur that is hot and sweaty? A saur-stick. Why did the meteorologist go outside with a bar of soap? She wanted to measure the precipitation. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter. Why did the chicken go outside in the storm? To see if she could lay an egg-celent egg! What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite! What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear! Why don't people like to be around Cirrus clouds? Because they're always up in the air. What did the weatherman say to the cloud? 'I have my ion you.' Why did the raindrop go to the doctor? It was feeling a little run down. Why did the rain go to the bank? To get its drizzle.